Star Wars Ranked

In this article I am gonna rank the Star Wars films from most not nice to best most nice. I am only including the 7 main films and Rouge One. Mega epic rubbish not nice ones like the Ewok one will not be included. I am also not including any amimated ones just because I don’t want to. I did change my mind a bit since Rouge One because I said in that review that I liked Episode 3 more than I do now.

8. Episode 4 A New Hope.

This movie was always my least favourite since I first saw it 2 years or so ago. It looks very dated and the lightsaber fight between Obi One and Dark Vader is laughably bad. It’s still a nice film don’t get me wrong but it’s just a bit boring compared to the others. The Death Star is a cool villain though and I like Chewbacca.


7. Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith

The acting is well bad in this film and so is the dialogue. “Oh Padme I love you but I’ll choke you to death lol” I like the lightsaber fight between Obi One and Anakin and burning Anakin was very scary but it just felt a bit average to me.


6. Episode 5 The Empire Strikes Back

This will probably get some hate because people seem to love this film but I don’t care. It’s still dated like 4 but a bit less so because it came out after it. The main reason I don’t like it is because there’s too much snow and the swamp planet with Yoda is bare boring. It’s only this high because Dark Vader is Luke’s dad. That bit was well shocking to me so George Lucas did a good job.


5. Episode 1 The Phantom Menace

I feel like this film is underrated. Sure it’s not the best in the series but the acting of Young Ani is decent for a kid and Natalie Portman is very cute. I also love the pod racing scene and the fight with Dark Maul is the best in the series by 10000000000000000 miles. Plus the toys for this film are really cool like Jar Jar plush toys and I got a nice micro machines set of the pod racers. The only bad point is that Liam Neeson dies again.


4. Episode 6 Return of the Jedi

This film is definitely the best of the first trilogy because it’s the least oldest one. It also contains the well cute Ewoks and has the cool speeder bike chase, which really gets my blood pumping. Probably the only reason it’s not in my top 3 is because the top 3 are better. But this is still a mega WELL NICE film.


3. Star Wars Rouge One

As stated in my review for this it’s a really really nice film. SO GO READ THAT REVIEW.


2. Episode 2 Attack of the Clones

This film is epic and has loads of proper cool bits in. Like Jango Fett and The Jedi v Robot arena fight and Dooku vs Yoda fight and Anakin getting his arms cut off. It’s pretty much non stop action from start to finish. R2D2 and C3PO are really funny in it as well, especially the bit when C3PO gets his head changed round. I also like that you see other jedi fight instead of the normal few. So yeah, it’s a great film. Only beaten by…


1. Episode 7 The Force Awakens

I’d never really been a big fan of the series until I heard that this film was coming out and my mum told me to watch the other films. I am glad that she took me to the cinema for this film because it is AMAZINGLY NICE. It’s got humour, sick action scenes like the assault on Maz Canadas pub and has a really cool bad guy in Ky Loren. His lightsaber is so awesome that I got all the toys of him and a light up lightsaber. It’s also nice to see Han and the gang back. (RIP Carrie Fisher) and the death of Han was proper shocking so again well done George Lucas. Probably the only thing I didn’t love in this film was C3PO’s red arm because it did not make any sense. But that is only a little thing.


Thanks for reading my list.