Attack the Block

Set in a London block of flats fam. Attack the Block is about some hooded youths fam who merk up a mad ting alien orang-utan type ting and then get chased by more alien tings in their ends. I thought this was gonna be like ET with a nice alien but it’s very sweary and violent film. My mum forgot to change to password to Amazon instant video so I watched this without her knowing. F**K DA FEDS FAM. One of the lads in it is from the Force Awakens so I thought he might use a lightsaber to kill the aliens, but dat aint how ting go down in da ends ya feel me. I really enjoyed this film because it has some good killings in it and is pretty scary yet very action packed at the same time. One lad gets his head pulled off and some others get clawed to pieces. It’s full of banging tunes and grime stuff music which is very popular at the moment so that is nice. It’s also really funny and is an underrated film. Overall I give this film a MADE TING NICE/10. It could have scored higher if it had some face hugger aliens like in the film Alien but the monkey aliens are still pretty cool fam. I reckon if aliens attacked my block then I’d be dead by them.

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Harry Potter Episode 2

If you liked the first Harry Potter film then you might like this one as well. Even though it’s the most not nice in the series. Return to Hogwarts with Harry and the gang and meet new characters like the cheeky little gremlin thing Dobby who loves to drop cake on people and loves socks (he’d be happy at Christmas time if my boring mum gave him socks for a present) and the heroic Professor Lockhart aka the best thing about the film. I don’t like this film as much as the first one because even though Lockhart is very nice and Lucius Malfoy is not nice and very nice at the same time it just felt a bit rubbish. The book of the film that JK Rowling wroted after this film was also the most not nice in the series. The plot was a bit weird as well because a diary or summat was controlling a big snake and making people into stone like a medusa and Hermione got stoned and Harry had to kill the diary. Other than that not much really happened except Harry learns a nice new important spell and there is a bit with Harry and Ron in a flying car which was pretty neat. Oh my mum just told me that the diary was owned by Voldemort and that’s why it was evil and it will be an important plot point in the later films. Thanks mum. All in all I give this film a MEDIUM NICE/10.┬áIt might have got lower but it had a well nice song for Fawkes the pheenix so that was nice.