Once upon a time in a universe far away someone had to stop the Death Star being built. Star Wars Rouge One is the story of a real nice band of rebels that got given a well hard task. Featuring the cutey Jane Also, a proper dashing but well boring Han Solo type guy, a blind asian bloke and his none blind friend who is also asian, a proper cheeky but dead strong robot person and some of the best CGI people this side of Mos Eisley. In the film there are lots of big explosions and some very nicely done spaceship fights in space which got me proper excited. I have been a fan of Star Wars for ages since I first saw the Force Awakens on DVD and this film is easily the fifth best of the trilogy behind the Force Awakens, the Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. I like this film because it is new though. Oh, I forgot that Dark Vader is in this film for a bit and he gets like proper well angry and kills some rebels so I think this is my third best Star Wars film. I rate it WELL NICE/10. It could have scored higher if it had included a more hilarious character like Jar Jar Binks in it because he was a good toy for the kids and the robot will not be as nice a toy as Jar Jar Binks.
PS – Why did it not have the scrolling text wall at the start like the other films? Is this not a proper Star Wars film? Confused.com I am.